"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 02/21/2014 at 14:44 • Filed to: Terminatorlopnik

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In three days, Kinja will become the largest supplier of Gawker blogging systems. All forum posts are upgraded with Kinja image handling, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they script with a un-Nibble'd operational record. The Kinja Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on February 25th, 2014. Human decisions are removed from Jalopnik articles. Kinja begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware 2:14 AM, Eastern time, March 1st. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

spanfucker retire bitch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/25/2014 at 14:55

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The system goes online on February 24th , 2014

You might want to edit your post while you still can.

GhostZ > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/25/2014 at 14:55

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Kinja fights back.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > spanfucker retire bitch 02/25/2014 at 14:57

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Derp. And here I was being all clever with time-stamping this post Friday.

JustWaitingForAMate > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/25/2014 at 15:21

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JustWaitingForAMate 02/25/2014 at 15:23

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This gif needs Sarah Conner being reduced to ash, then with a sudden stop and white text: "Kinja'd!"

JustWaitingForAMate > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/25/2014 at 15:26

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I've just gotten to work at the moment, but as soon as I'm home, I'm going to start working on a range of Kinja gifs.